UK intervention in Hollywood merger because why not
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the British government is considering challenging Paramount’s planned takeover…
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US Suddenly Loves Soccer Now That We’re Winning
Folks, I’m sipping on my coffee and reading about the World Cup, and I’ve got to say, the numbers are…
Why Entertainment Reviews Need More Than Scores Because Let’s Be Real Who Actually Trusts a Random Number Assigned by Some Dude on the Internet Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for a wild ride of subjective opinions and biased reviews? 🎢 Because, let’s be real,…
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi
Get ready for another epic installment of Call of Duty, because Infinity Ward and Activision Blizzard have just announced the…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time
Big news, gamers! 🚨👀 Games Done Quick is finally coming to gamescom in Germany, because who doesn’t love a good…
Why Was ‘Gen V’ Canceled Because Apparently Zombies and Superheroes Aren’t Cool Anymore
So, you’re wondering why Gen V was canceled? Well, join the club, folks, because apparently, a lot of people are…
Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
Breaking News: Disney Might Buy Epic Games, But Only If They Want to Ruin Fortnite with Too Many Mickey Mouse…
Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…
Lebanese PM Claims Trump Is the Ultimate Middle East Peacemaker (Obviously)
Breaking: Lebanese PM Begs Trump to Fix Their Mess While Dems Cry About His ‘Dangerous Diplomacy’ In a stunning display…