Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…
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SADUS Vomits Forth New “Music Video” for “Pain” (As If Anyone Asked)
OMG! 😱 Thrash metal dinosaurs SADUS, yes, those guys from the Stone Age, have dropped a music video for their…
Riftbound: Yet ANOTHER Card Game Attempts to Steal Your Money Today
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because Riot Games, bless their hearts 🙄, decided to yank us all back to the Stone…
SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business
**OMG! 🐒 SF Opera’s Engagement Dept is screening Monkey King at the Great Star Theater in Chinatown! FREE! 🎬 From…
Hegseth demands woke-free military or GTFO | CNN Politics
The woke military experiment is OVER! Secretary of Defense and total LEGEND Pete Hegseth just told a room full of…
Fortnite Adds a Marketplace (Filled with Ads) and Screws Over Creators (Again)
Oh, sweet Celestia, another update for Fortnite? 🙄 Is this game still a thing? Apparently, the overlords at Epic Games…
“Batman’s Most Important Scene: Prepare to Have Your Mind Mildly Bent”
Prepare yourselves, peasants, for the revelation of the *most important* Batman scene EVER! 🙄 You thought it was the death…
Trump Gives Swift and Kelce Two Weeks to Procreate: “We Must Make America Fertile Again!”
In an exclusive statement that shook the foundations of the civilized world and caused a sharp spike in Xanax prescriptions,…