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Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again
Breaking, Movie News

Netflix Exploits Daredevils for Cheap Thrills Documentary Fodder Again

FinnJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The Empire State Building climbers, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Beerkus, are no strangers to Netflix subscribers, thanks to their 2024…

Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow
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Canada Saves World with Even More Game Studios Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Oh joy, the Canadian video game sector is a thing, and it’s apparently a big deal. Because apparently we haven’t…

Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money
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Steam Machine Fails Due To Price Because Gamers Are Not Made Of Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this concept enough yet, a former PlayStation boss, Shuhei Yoshida, decided to share his thoughts…

You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame
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You Won’t Believe This City’s Main Claim to Fame

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sarasota, Florida, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the idea…

Swift’s MSG Wedding Bash Costs How Much Now
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Swift’s MSG Wedding Bash Costs How Much Now

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say, it’s…

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now
Sony to Remove 551 Movie Titles from PlayStation Libraries, Because Who NeedsPermanent Ownership Anyway?
Breaking, Movie News

PlayStation Casually Steals 500 Movies From Users Because That’s Just What Companies Do Now

FinnJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of ephemeral media and fleeting entertainment experiences, Sony has announced that it…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Tying The Knot At MSG This Weekend
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe Who’s Tying The Knot At MSG This Weekend

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to sources, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are planning to…

Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, E Jean Carroll wants 5 mil now

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump case, and…

Alissa White-Gluz and Dragonforce’s super secret collab that nobody actually cared about
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Alissa White-Gluz and Dragonforce’s super secret collab that nobody actually cared about

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS! 🤯 Alissa White-Gluz is joining DragonForce and I’m still trying to pick my jaw up…

Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks
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Because What Games Need Are Overpriced Brand Branded Power Banks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2026June 30, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, HoYoverse and UGREEN are teaming up to bring us a limited-edition…

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