Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…
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Hollywood Star’s Dark Side Exposed Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Because what the gaming world really needed was another celebrity scandal to spice up our lives, a new report from…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…
Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…
Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…
More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…
Grandma’s wild arrest was fake reality TV gold
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donna Dillon and her husband were just chillin’ at home,…
Because We Clearly Need More Star Wars Content
There’s a new hope for fans of obscure Star Wars content, as Seth Green announced at Comic-Con that the infamous…
Indiana Jones Gets Another Desperate Cash Grab Sequel Because Why Not
The Indiana Jones franchise refuses to be put out of its misery, with Marvel announcing a new comic book series,…
Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…