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Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)
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Dragon Quest Creator, the Great Yuji Horii, Explains Why Dragon Quest VII Got a Remake Before the Others (Prepare for Disappointment)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🤪 It’s the Dragon Quest remake-a-thon, folks! Square Enix is just churning these bad…

Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
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Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…

Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)
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Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Alright, listen up, bub! 😼 Word on the digital street (aka Mp1st, which is totally a reliable source, trust me…

SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)
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SABATON and POP EVIL Team Up to Bore North America in 2026 (Steel Wings Not Included)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 🇸🇪⚔️ SABATON, those lovable Swedes who can’t stop singing about history even if their lives depended…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
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FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…

Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him
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Behold! Air Raid Siren Bruce Dickinson Serenades Captive Audience with Off-Key Renditions After Technology Betrays Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! Bruce Dickinson, the legendary throat-warbler from IRON MAIDEN, apparently tried to bless Pittsburgh with his solo “genius” last night…

Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans
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Pink Floyd Dumps ‘Wish You Were Here 50’ 50th-Anniversary Cash Grab on Unsuspecting Fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

Oh, great, another cash grab! PINK FLOYD, bless their boomer hearts, are “celebrating” the 50th anniversary of “Wish You Were…

Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)
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Super Mario: The Title Strikes Back (And It’s Official, So Deal With It)

FinnSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

😂 It’s official, folks! The sequel to the critically acclaimed (by toddlers and Chris Pratt stans) Super Mario Bros. Movie…

Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails
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Cringe Compilation: Charlie Kirk Gets Owned in Epic Debate Fails

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2025September 11, 2025

Oh, look, it’s little Charlie Kirk and his “Prove Me Wrong” table. More like “Prove I’m Not a Brainwashed Puppet”…

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