Hot New Balatro Calendar Starring Ben Starr as Jimbo: Prepare to Have Your Mind Hilariously BLOWN!
Behold, mortals! After gracing our screens as the one and only Jimbo (yes, the mascot of Balatro, as if you…
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Fortnite: From Noob to Blockbuster—Prepare for a Tarantino-esque Beatdown
OMG! 😱 More “leaks” for Fortnite, because apparently Epic Games can’t keep a secret to save their digital lives. This…
Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…
SAVATAGE Announces 2026 ‘Prelude To Mild Discomfort’ European Tour (Maybe)
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric metal “pioneers” SAVATAGE, bless their hearts, have announced their “Prelude To What?🤔 Dementia?” tour, featuring a…
Metallica Fans Risk Life and Limb (and a Night in the Clink) for a Glimpse of Papa Het’s receding Hairline
So, like, apparently, two dudes who thought they were auditioning for the ‘Tallica circus decided to channel their inner Spider-Man…
D’USSE Throws a Lit Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming (Because Regular Parties Are SO Last Century)
**D’USSE’ (lol, who?) and a bunch of randos invite HBCU grads (who cares?) to Xavier’s EPIC Centennial Homecoming Weekend Celebration!!!…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin Star in Greenland 2: Migration? Oh, the Humanity
Oh, look, another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler! 🙄 Because apparently, the world hasn’t suffered enough in real life, so…
Is China PWNING the US in a Totally Epic Trade War? Data Dumps Incoming!
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re trying to make President Trump’s masterful trade negotiations with China look bad, but…
OMG! Pennsylvania church throws shade at Catholic school’s epic Holocaust float fail
Folks, can you believe this? A Catholic school in Pennsylvania put up a Halloween float with an image from Auschwitz.…
OMG! White House throws epic tantrum, bans reporters from playing in пресс secretary’s sandbox
Of course, the Fake News media is whining again! Now they’re crying because President Trump is restricting their access to…