Symphony X Launches Highly Anticipated (by Whom?) 2025 North American Tour in Stroudsburg, PA (Seriously?)
SYMPHONY X, the geriatric prog metal dinosaurs 🦖, lumbered onto the stage last night (or whenever it was – who…
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CNN: Dem Congressman Throws Epic “Shame On You” Tantrum at Fellow Panelist for Dissing Dem Voters (LOL)
Another day, another Democrat imploding! Crooked Adams, seeing the MAGA light, might ditch his sinking NYC ship to work for…
Avatar: The Last Airbender and Stumble Guys: A Crossover Nobody Asked For
Oh, great, the universe has spoken, and apparently, what we needed was for the profound and meticulously crafted world of…
‘Tomb Raider’ TV Series: Sophie Turner Trades Dragons for Tombs, Gets Lost Anyway
OMG! 😱 Sophie Turner, aka Sansa Stark, is gonna be Lara Croft? Seriously? 🙄 Is this some kind of late…
Alter Bridge’s “Silent Divide” Video: Prepare to Be Mildly Diverted from Your Daily Grind
Oh joy, oh rapture! 🥳 Those purveyors of generic rock anthems, 🎸ALTER BRIDGE🎸, are back with a new album and…
SABATON’s Got a Bridge, Get Over It
Oh, glorious day! The Swedish Eurovision rejects, SABATON, are gracing Europe with their presence in November 2025 for a “20-city…
Thunderbirds Are (Barely) Go! Two Episodes Fly (Like Geriatrics) to Cinemas for 60th Anniversary Cash Grab, New Trailer Released (Prepare for Disappointment)
Anderson Entertainment, bless their cotton socks, and Kaleidoscope Entertainment, who apparently still exist, have decided to unleash a “big-screen experience”…
Guatemalan Kids Throw Epic Tantrum, Judge Caves
Another day, another activist judge siding with the Open Borders Lobby! These Guatemalan children, probably coached by Soros-funded NGOs, are…
Wim Wenders’ new snooze-fest starring Tom Waits, Cate Blanchett, and Adam Driver – Get ready to contemplate your navel
Oh, joy! 🎉 Another cinematic masterpiece by the one and only Jim Jarmusch, featuring a cast so star-studded it makes…
TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition
TFcrew: Day of Atonement!🤦♂️ Get ready to witness wrestling “styles” FLY in Bristol, CT!💩 Lucha, Strong Style (lol), Hardcore, and…