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Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)
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Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama about President Trump’s perfectly…

eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?
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eFootball Adds Pelé: Is This a Desperate Attempt to Lure Back Players?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Ah, yes, Konami’s eFootball, a game so revolutionary it makes Pong look like a quantum physics simulator. To celebrate 30…

Fozzy Barfs Up Another Turd, This Time It’s ‘Fall In Line’
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Fozzy Barfs Up Another Turd, This Time It’s ‘Fall In Line’

Chord F. DiscordJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece 🤩 fronted by wrestling “icon” Chris Jericho and the guitar wizard 🧙‍♂️ from STUCK MOJO, Rich…

Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike
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Philly’s Looking Trashy: Drone Footage Captures Epic Garbage Mountains After One Week of Strike

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what’s happening in the City of Brotherly Love! Looks like those lazy, socialist union workers in…

SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
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SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares

FinnJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh 🙄. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…

Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN
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Israeli Journo Throws Epic Tantrum: “War’s Taking Too Long, I Want My Latte Now” | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is at it again, pushing their anti-Israel agenda! “Less patience for this war,” says some leftist journalist…

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors
Elephant Reads CNN

Pam Bondi’s Epic Fail: Epstein File Fiasco a Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They whine that the Trump…

Oops! Texas Emergency Managers Blame Staff Cuts for Epic Fail, Ex-NOAA Boss Throws Shade
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Oops! Texas Emergency Managers Blame Staff Cuts for Epic Fail, Ex-NOAA Boss Throws Shade

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2025July 7, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming “staff cuts” for Texas’s emergency response. Sure, it couldn’t…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy
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Zohran Mamdani’s Epic Housing Dreams vs Reality: A Hilarious Tragedy

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their doom and gloom, even with President Trump crushing it for a second term! Now they’re…

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