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China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again
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China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China is doing alright for itself, despite all the doom and gloom we’ve been hearing…

Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now
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Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Marco Rubio’s latest speech in Athens, Greece, and I have to say,…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex
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Canada And EU Just Happen To Have Same Ex

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney taking a veiled swipe at US President…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
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Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves
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FBI Agent Excelling At Crypto Heist Investigation By Doing It Themselves

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An FBI agent, Patrick Steven Yaroch, allegedly stole over $900,000 in…

Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around
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Tech Giants Argue With EU Over Who Gets To Boss You Around

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The European Commission is trying to level the playing field in…

Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again
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Liberal incompetence ruins Reflecting Pool with dumb renovation fail again

Big ElephantJune 19, 2026June 19, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is at it again, trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious…

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