Gaming Servers Magically Dont Explode Under Sudden Massive Player Influxes
As a seasoned gamer, I’ve seen my fair share of launch day disasters and server crashes. But have you ever…
Tag: EVE
Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…
Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…
9/11 Hero Dies Again After Being Mathematically Overlooked
I’m sipping my coffee, watching the news, and I come across this story about Arnold Roma and his son Keith.…
Nicolas Cage Punches Nazis and Steals the Show in the Most Epic Battle of Good vs Evil Ever aka Fortitude Trailer Starring Some Other People Too
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, action-packed, and totally-not-made-up story of World War II? 🤣 I…
Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…
Gamers can now milk EVE Online with bizarre cow controller stunt
Get ready for the most udderly ridiculous gaming event of the year: a real cow is taking the reins in…
Because You Clearly Need More Content, Netflix Unveils 2026 Fall Slate
A new Brad Bird animated feature, a Norm Macdonald doc, two Tyler Perry movies, and the return of Cliff Booth,…
Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…