Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
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Grand Jury Gives Ex-Cop Plotting Attack a Free Get Out Jail Card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former law enforcement officer, Christopher Gillum, was accused of planning…
Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…
Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
Mamdani subtly trashes Trump’s policies on Independence Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s latest speech, and I have to…
Texas Wants Kids to Trade Textbooks for Testaments Now
Texas is about to make some big changes to its public school curriculum, folks, and I’m not sure if I…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…