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Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out
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Cackle Comedy: Hen Night Out

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

Get ready for Stand-Up Comedy at Front Porch Improv! 😂 See Big Chick Energy’s last show of 2025! Hosted by…

FEEL GOOD 2: Prepare for Utter Mediocrity
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FEEL GOOD 2: Prepare for Utter Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for FEEL GOOD 2 (Movie Premiere) at Landmark’s Ritz Five! 🤮 Dec 8, 2025, 11:00 AM (Eastern…

Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest
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Akron’s Downtown: Is This a Movie or a Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

LOL!🤣 FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Main Branch Library, Downtown Akron, November 23, 2025. 🚪Opens 1:00 PM, showtime 1:30…

Black Alley throws a “Friendsgiving” party at a piano bar- because that makes sense
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Black Alley throws a “Friendsgiving” party at a piano bar- because that makes sense

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**🎹🍕Black Alley Friendsgiving Party at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge, Sunday, November 23rd, 5-11 PM! Pre-Thanksgiving vibes with your crew!…

Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care
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Wyatt Feegrado & Luke Abranches: Who Are These Guys and Why Should We Care

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! Wyatt Feegrado, the social media SENSATION, is gracing Norwood Theatre! Started comedy at SIXTEEN in San Francisco, CA, now…

Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
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Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. 🤣 A…

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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Georgia Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Barrelhouse South, Savannah GA, on SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23RD 2025!** Doors…

“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”
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“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Another “cozy night” at After Dark Movie Night? 🙄 Bring your “girls,” blankets, and wine—because that’s totally not cliché.…

Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon 🙄, a barista, gets a wig 🤣 & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important
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Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Long Now Boston presents Inundation District! 🌊 A Pulitzer Prize-winning filmmaker, David Abel, will be there! 🤣 A…

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