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Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 The 3rd Annual Butte Film Festival (BUFF) is hitting Meriam Park Barn, Chico, CA, Dec 6–7, 2025!** 🎬…

Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater
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Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut So Good It Bankrupted a Theater

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🤩 Time Warp! ⏰ Dec 5, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013!…

Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity
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Bacari W. Adams Presents: The Nightmare Before My Sanity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Movie Nights at Bacari W. Adams, downtown LA! Every week in November! 🎞🍿 Sunday, November 30th, *The Nightmare…

Hollywood’s Walk of Fame: More Like Walk of SHAME!
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Hollywood’s Walk of Fame: More Like Walk of SHAME!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Hollywood, FL, wants to be famous 🤩! Forget the real Hollywood, this Broadwalk in Broward County is the “shining star”…

RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar
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RuPaul Impersonator Lip-Syncs Streisand at a Dive Bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Plasma, who❓ From RuPaul’s Drag Race (the show that never ends 😵‍💫) is gonna be Barbra Streisand (yas,…

Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him
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Jason Vest: Mr Irrelevant Gets a Day Named After Him

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

2-Item Minimum! 🙄 Jason Vest, boot-to-mic guy, is invading The Comedy Bar!😱 He’s got almost 200K bots, 3 Kill Tony…

Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!
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Lion, Witch, Wardrobe: Still milking it!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. 🙄 Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open…

Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)
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Egg Harbor: Get Ready to Chuckle (or Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

**Richy Leis (as seen on… who cares? 🤷‍♀️) hosts a Thanksgiving Comedy Showcase in Egg Harbor Township! 🦃🤣 Get ready…

“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment
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“The Movie” Starring Night Club: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed “THE MOVIE” at Status Night Club, 2801 Southwest Blvd, Kansas City, MO on Nov 29 at…

BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old
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BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Albany Black Chamber of Commerce is throwing a Red Carpet BET Awards/ 40th birthday party! 🎉 Get ready…

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