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St. Louis Gets Weeb Trash Dumpster Fire Edition
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St. Louis Gets Weeb Trash Dumpster Fire Edition

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Anime St.Louis Edition! Prepare for ultimate cringe at Treasures, August 16, 2025, 8:00 PM (Central Time).πŸ’€Vendors, dancers, performances, and cosplayers!…

From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!
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From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 The #1 “professional” studio is here to make you a star! ✨ For 20+ years, they’ve been crafting…

Ty Johnston-Chavis’s “Pitch Perfect” Masterclass: AKA How to Annoy People With Your Voice
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Ty Johnston-Chavis’s “Pitch Perfect” Masterclass: AKA How to Annoy People With Your Voice

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Join the Masterclass with Ty Johnston-Chavis to learn how to bore your audience to tears! 🀑 In-person event at 55…

How Deep Is Your Love (For Data Mining)
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How Deep Is Your Love (For Data Mining)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Film buffs, mark August 16th! Brooklyn Army Terminal, 80 58th Street, Brooklyn, NY 11220. Doors at 7:00 PM,…

Gay Movie Night: Prepare to be Bored
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Gay Movie Night: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Oh, look, another “film studio” (πŸ™„) called STArt Film Studio is gracing Seattle with its presence. They’re a “non-profit” (suuure…

Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole Season 2: Prepare for Disappointment
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Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole Season 2: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Mythical Beasts assemble! πŸ€ͺ Rhett & Link are gracing Regal Theater, Los Angeles, August 16 for Wonderhole Season 2 Premiere!…

Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover
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Long Island Iced Tea Party 2025: Fake Tan, Real Hangover

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOMS FOR TROPIC CON 2025 HERE Prepare for the ultimate showdown of mediocrity! Tropic Con is HERE!…

Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs
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Pride? More like PRIDE-AGANDA! Fantasia Royale Gaga Serves Up Sass and Scrambled Eggs

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 😱 Dragula’s Fantasia Royale Gaga is gracing Ink N Ivy with her presence! πŸ’… Get ready for a Pride…

Bollywood Orgy
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Bollywood Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**Oh, no refunds?!** 🀣 Bollywood Party – Tampa, where your money goes to die!πŸ‘» Book tickets and weep, knowing your…

Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August
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Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Drive-in movies are back! πŸš—πŸ’¨ Admission: $18-$28 per car (2-6 ppl). Extra peeps? $5 (cash only, obvi). Park…

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