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Roughly two dozen ISIS operatives killed or captured since US retaliatory strikes this month
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Roughly two dozen ISIS operatives killed or captured since US retaliatory strikes this month

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Trump’s Team Delivers Another Beatdown to ISIS After Their Lame Attempt to Get Back in the Game Looks like the…

New Year’s Eve Casino Royale: Taye Diggs and Larenz Tate Bet on Your Wallet
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New Year’s Eve Casino Royale: Taye Diggs and Larenz Tate Bet on Your Wallet

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Taye Diggs & Larenz Tate to Host Casino Royale Gala Where Mac & Cheese is the Real Jackpot! 🎲✨…

BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm
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BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

BCCO Concert, Saturday, January 3 @ 3 pm at Hertz Hall on the Cal Berkeley campus. Doors open at 2:15…

MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face
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MEGADETH’s DAVE MUSTAINE Slams Other Bands’ Farewell Tours Like a Thrash Riff to the Face

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Dave Mustaine Announces Retirement… Or Is He Just Tired of Tuning His Guitar? 🚨 In a shocking turn…

Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA
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Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, KULTURKAPITALIST! 🚨 Vill du bli en *stor* kulturföretare? Halland bjuder på gratis “utbildning” där du får lära dig…

Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday — And It’s So Different You’ll Think You’re Watching a Fan Edit
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Marvel Drops a New Thor Trailer for Avengers: Doomsday — And It’s So Different You’ll Think You’re Watching a Fan Edit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Thor Returns in Avengers: Doomsday Trailer, Crying to His Dad (Again) 🪓😭 In a shocking turn of events…

CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes
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CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 CISA Hosts “Don’t Get Shot” Webinar: Because Apparently We All Need a PowerPoint on Ducking 🦆 📅 Jan 20,…

ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore
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ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

Attention Deficit Ladies Club: A Hormone-Fueled Circus 🎪💥 Ready to learn why women with ADHD are masters of “I swear…

SCOTT ‘WINO’ WEINRICH Says He Actually Stopped Buying Motörhead Albums After ‘No Sleep ‘Til Hammersmith’ Because It Got Stuck on Repeat Like a Broken Record
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SCOTT ‘WINO’ WEINRICH Says He Actually Stopped Buying Motörhead Albums After ‘No Sleep ‘Til Hammersmith’ Because It Got Stuck on Repeat Like a Broken Record

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

🎸🚨 BREAKING: Wino Just Dropped Truth Bombs on Motörhead and Proved He’s the Doom Dad We All Need 🚨🎸 In…

Shaq to the Rescue: Pays for 7-Foot-3 Future Cop to Try the Test Again Because Apparently Height Isn’t the Only Thing That Doesn’t Measure Up
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Shaq to the Rescue: Pays for 7-Foot-3 Future Cop to Try the Test Again Because Apparently Height Isn’t the Only Thing That Doesn’t Measure Up

Big ElephantDecember 30, 2025December 30, 2025

Another Leftist Plot to Infiltrate Law Enforcement: Shaq Funds 7-Foot-3 Giant’s Police Exam Retake After Failing by ONE Point –…

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