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Winter Solstice Dot Art and Yoga Workshop: Channel Your Inner Hippie
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Winter Solstice Dot Art and Yoga Workshop: Channel Your Inner Hippie

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

On the holiest of pagan holidays—the Winter Solstice—join our sacred circle to stretch your spine and finally master the ancient…

FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night
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FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Another day, another concert that was probably better off staying in someone’s basement. FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt…

When Santa Met the Mall: A Holiday Horror Story Unfolds at Central 2025
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When Santa Met the Mall: A Holiday Horror Story Unfolds at Central 2025

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The annual ‘Baby Jesus’ birthday bash is BACK! 🎉🎅🏻 Join us for a night of questionable music…

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Methoden-Werkstatt für Teilnehmende & Absolvent:innen der ICO-Ausbildungen – jetzt endlich lernen, wie man mit Werkzeugen umgeht, ohne sich den Daumen zu quetschen

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Coaching-Methodenwerkstatt: 1 Abend – 1 Methode (oder: Wie man 3 Stunden lang über sich selbst nachdenkt und dafür noch dankbar…

Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig
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Watch: Original BULLETBOYS Lineup Finally Stops Avoiding Each Other Long Enough to Play a Gig

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Bulletboys Reunite After Four Years, Fans Experience Both Excitement and Existential Dread 🚨 In a stunning turn of…

Senator Lankford Preaches Faith and Fellowship Like a Used Car Salesman Pitching Holy Water
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Senator Lankford Preaches Faith and Fellowship Like a Used Car Salesman Pitching Holy Water

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

Oh, Great! Another Leftist Brainwashing Session Disguised as “Faith” – Lankford’s Secret Christmas Agenda Exposed! In a shocking turn of…

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Masterclass | La circularidad como estrategia de negocio de moda

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

¡El lujo se pone ecológico y quiere tu dinero (pero en verde)! 🌱💸 Masterclass online donde Lucía Martínez, socia fundadora…

ADHD online in verbinding maar je kunt niet eens een wachtwoord onthouden
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ADHD online in verbinding maar je kunt niet eens een wachtwoord onthouden

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 ADHD OUDBIER-TRAINING: ZORG VOOR JE KIND TERWIJL JE ZELF NIET UITVALT 🚨 Tilburg, 28 januari 2026, 20:00-21:30 via Zoom.…

Ramadan in het lager onderwijs: is het nu tijd voor een vaste lunch of een vast vasten?
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Ramadan in het lager onderwijs: is het nu tijd voor een vaste lunch of een vast vasten?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 Breaking News: Antwerpse leerkrachten in paniek door ramadan-chaos! 🍽️📿 Van 20 maart 2025, 18:30-20:30, online op Eventbrite, volgt een…

SUNDAYS ARE FOR LOVERS: One Last Slow Jam
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SUNDAYS ARE FOR LOVERS: One Last Slow Jam

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

The “No Tank Tops” Brigade is on high alert! 🛡️ Apparently, some fashion police think Crocs and ski masks are…

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