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Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!
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Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget It’s a Brewery!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**21+πŸ€ͺ? Next Stop Comedy is bringing questionable comedians to Intrinsic Smokehouse & Brewery in Garland, TX (509 W State Street,…

BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!
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BeachFly Brewing Co: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes and Questionable Beer!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! BeachFly Brewing Co. in Rockledge, FL (513 Barton Blvd, Rockledge, FL 32955) is hosting “comedians” from TV and podcasts!…

Angry Inch Brewing: Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget the Beer’s Just Okay
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Angry Inch Brewing: Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget the Beer’s Just Okay

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Next Stop Comedy is gracing Angry Inch Brewing (20841 Holyoke Avenue, Lakeville, MN 55044) with their presence! Prepare…

Groove Brewing: Get Ready for Laughs (or At Least Some Weird Noises)!
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Groove Brewing: Get Ready for Laughs (or At Least Some Weird Noises)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🀣 Pro comedians from Boston & NYC (and beyond!?) are gracing Scranton, PA! πŸ“Groove Brewing, 1401 Sanderson Ave. Get…

ATL’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Dreams Go to Die
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ATL’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**ATL Creatives! Wanna “network” with fellow “artists” (and me)? πŸ™„ Join our “exclusive” dinner party at a SECRET location! 🀫…

Hotel Transylvania: Only for Teens (Sorry, Babies)
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Hotel Transylvania: Only for Teens (Sorry, Babies)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ A “spooktacular” screening of Hotel Transylvania at Dairy Acres of Baker?** πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡ Perfect for *sophisticated* teens (13+)! Get…

Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)
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Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Creatives” unite for monthly dinners in Atlanta! 🎬 Writers, actors, musicians, models, and YOU (if you’re desperate) can…

Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!
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Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “Professional” comedians from Boston & NYC? At Groove Brewing, 1401 Sanderson Ave, Scranton, PA 18509? 🀣 Sounds like…

Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
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Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Oh, great! πŸ™„ Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🀑 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! πŸͺ¦…

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“Water’s Edge”: Prepare to be Board (of Water)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Water’s Edge” 🌊 World Premiere Screening!** Dayton Art Institute Mimi and Stuart Rose Auditorium! πŸ›οΈ Be there or…

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