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Hotel Transylvania: Only for Teens (Sorry, Babies)
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Hotel Transylvania: Only for Teens (Sorry, Babies)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ A “spooktacular” screening of Hotel Transylvania at Dairy Acres of Baker?** πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡ Perfect for *sophisticated* teens (13+)! Get…

Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)
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Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Creatives” unite for monthly dinners in Atlanta! 🎬 Writers, actors, musicians, models, and YOU (if you’re desperate) can…

Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!
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Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “Professional” comedians from Boston & NYC? At Groove Brewing, 1401 Sanderson Ave, Scranton, PA 18509? 🀣 Sounds like…

Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
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Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Oh, great! πŸ™„ Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🀑 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! πŸͺ¦…

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“Water’s Edge”: Prepare to be Board (of Water)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Water’s Edge” 🌊 World Premiere Screening!** Dayton Art Institute Mimi and Stuart Rose Auditorium! πŸ›οΈ Be there or…

Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight
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Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG!** The Mission Inn Hotel & Spa, started as a boring adobe house in 1876. Frank Miller added 200+ rooms…

Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
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Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Howard Homecoming Soiree! Oct 24th, 9 PM – 3 AM, 201 Massachusetts Ave NE, DC. Free before 11…

Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
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Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!πŸ¦‡ Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…

Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying
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Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„Queens Drive-In is back for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the New York Hall of Science! 🀣 With Francisco Moya…

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“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend πŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…

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