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FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS Homecoming: Come for the Football Stay for the Free Stuff Before Midnight on the 26th
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FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS Homecoming: Come for the Football Stay for the Free Stuff Before Midnight on the 26th

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, NYU STUDENTS AND BROOKLYNITES! 🚨 Friday November 28th | 10PM – 4AM FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS HOMECOMING ALL BLACK…

The LA Hangover: All Black Party
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The LA Hangover: All Black Party

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Adults in LA Can Finally Nap in Public Without Judgment at This ‘Pajama Party’ 🚨 📅 May 31,…

AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
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AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…

James Cameron Finally Confirms Matt Damon Was Too Tall for Avatar: The Pandoran Truth Is Out
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James Cameron Finally Confirms Matt Damon Was Too Tall for Avatar: The Pandoran Truth Is Out

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: James Cameron Drops the Mic on Matt Damon “Avatar” Drama, Claims Actor Was Never Actually Offered the Role…

Cómo presumir de inclusión sin ofender a nadie y sin aburrir a tu abuela
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Cómo presumir de inclusión sin ofender a nadie y sin aburrir a tu abuela

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ¡Alerta de inclusión! 📚✨ Esta capacitación te enseñará a usar 4 herramientas mágicas para que todos quepan… hasta tu…

Cómo aparentar que incluyes a todos mientras llenas papeles sin que nadie se dé cuenta
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Cómo aparentar que incluyes a todos mientras llenas papeles sin que nadie se dé cuenta

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🤖 ¿Cansado de fingir que eres inclusivo? Aprende a usar las 4 herramientas mágicas de inclusión en este taller épico…

Webinar: Opinión, Análisis y Pensamiento Crítico (Trae Palomitas y Tus Mejores Trolleos)
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Webinar: Opinión, Análisis y Pensamiento Crítico (Trae Palomitas y Tus Mejores Trolleos)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

📚💥 El 24 de mayo, de 19:00 a 22:00 horas en la Biblioteca de la Facultad de Derecho (UBA, Puan…

Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)
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Webinar: Opinión, análisis y pensamiento crítico (porque el internet ya no da para tanto)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ¡Alerta de drama editorial! 🚨 Este taller te enseñará a no hacer el ridículo con tus trabajos antes de…

Pasta a la Zentangle Class: Noodle Art Meets Doodle Art
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Pasta a la Zentangle Class: Noodle Art Meets Doodle Art

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Free Zentangle Class to Save Humanity from Boredom on ‘Rejuventangle Day’ 🥁🎨 In a heroic act of artistic…

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Radiologic Tech Spring 2026: Come for the X-rays, Stay for the Bureaucratic Nightmares

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION! 🚨 The College of Health Professions is hosting a *very* important workshop for those who have somehow managed…

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