Brad Bird Thankfully Rejects Cash Grab Opportunity For Ratatouille 2
In a shocking turn of events, a beloved Pixar classic will not be getting a sequel. Brad Bird, the director…
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
Because We Needed More Capcom Crossover Cash Grabs
The world of Resident Evil has finally jumped the shark, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Because apparently we haven’t…
Plague Tale Rehash Another Mediocre Sequel to Suck Your Wallet Dry
Oh joy, another prequel to add to the ever-growing list of games that I’ll eventually play when I’ve finished every…
More Unnecessary Sequels Abound Resonance Plague Tale Is Back
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, we’re getting a prequel to A Plague Tale, titled Resonance: A…
AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…
Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…
Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…
Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…