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Because Your Mom Definitely Wants to Spend Mother’s Day at the 2nd Annual What’s Tea Day Party Instead of Brunch with You

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

๐ŸŒธ 2ND ANNUAL WHATโ€™S TEA DAY PARTY: MOTHERโ€™S DAY EDITION ๐ŸŒธ ๐Ÿšช Tickets sold out ๐Ÿ“… May 10, VU Rooftop,…

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Laurie Gilmore Forced to Celebrate Some Flower Shop Book at a Boring Barnes and Noble in Oakbrook IL

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Join Barnes & Noble – Oakbrook Center in Oak Brook, IL on May 10, 2026, as we welcome Laurie Gilmore…

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Because You Clearly Forgot to Get Mom a Gift SOCIAL SUNDAYS MOTHERS DAY EDITION

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

๐ŸŽ‰ Oh joy, Mother’s Day in Orlando! ๐Ÿคฃ Sunday, May 10th ๐Ÿ“… Cosmo Lounge Downtown โ€“ 69 E Pine St,…

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Because Your Mom Clearly Needs Another Overpriced Brunch at Regatta Grove on Mother’s Day

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Celebrate Mom at Regatta Grove ๐ŸŒธ with free rose & tropical drinks! ๐Ÿน Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

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Get Ready for the Most Emo Night of the Year at Sanctuary MOTHERWEEN Goth Night Because Your Black Eyeliner Isn’t Going to Apply Itself

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Sanctuary MOTHERWEEN Goth Night at Myth | 5.10.26 ๐ŸŽƒ๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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Because Nothing Says I Love You Mom Like a mediocrly made plate of pasta and some awkward dancing

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Celebrate Mother’s Day in LA with Chef Dance Studio 18! ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ƒ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

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IIP TALKS Where Jed Wilson Blesses Us with His Presence and Hopefully Some Actual Insights

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

IIP Talks | Estrutura e Sรญncope: Thelonious Monk como psicanalista | Jed Wilson ๐ŸŽธ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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Hoe Je Met Gemak Je Alles Vergeet En Toch Je Belastingaangifte 2026 Inlegt

Chuck B. BallsyMay 10, 2026

Let’s get this tax party started ๐ŸŽ‰! Neem deel en ontdek de tips van de opleiders van de FOD Financiรซn!…

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Tampa’s R&B Roof Top Party at 5pm Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

Yaaas, Mom’s special day ๐ŸŽ‰! 5PM in Tampa: R&B Rooftop Party at 1920, May 10th ๐Ÿ“† ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’จ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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Because What Everyone Really Needs is a Day of Overpriced Champagne and Cheesy Music in the Park with a Side of Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyMay 9, 2026

R&B Picnic is back in 2026! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿน Featuring MIMOSAS, food trucks, DJ Kub & DJ Pretty Boy Mell ๐ŸŽถ $500…

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