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You Won’t Believe What Professor Amy C Smith Said in Conversations with a Curator

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Get ready for a thrilling online talk with Professor Amy C. Smith about Eric Stanford (1932-2020) 🎉 Join the free…

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Détruisons votre maison et reconstruisons la pour vous ruiner financièrement et vous rendre complètement fou

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Vous êtes propriétaire de bien immobilier en France ? 🤣 Rénovation, isolation, sécurité en ligne 📊👍 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That
Breaking News: Actress Sues James Cameron and Disney for Allegedly Stealing Her Face, Because Who Needs Consent Anyway? 🤑👀
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James Cameron Sued for Stealing Actress’ Face and Probably Her Soul Too for His Mega Blockbuster Avatar Because He’s a Creative Genius Like That

FinnMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Q’orianka Kilcher is suing the big cheeses, James Cameron and The Walt Disney Company,…

Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13
Breaking News: Diablo Immortal and StarCraft are Colliding in a Limited-Time Event, Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway? 😴
Breaking, Games News

Diablo Immortal Is Doomed Because StarCraft Is Coming to Ruin Everything on May 13

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Blizzard Entertainment has announced that Diablo Immortal’s Sanctuary is about to get invaded by…

Events

LYFE ATL Saturday Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with Your Life

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

🎉 ATLANTA’S #1 SATURDAY PARTY 🎉 Text “LYFE” to 404.386.1888 📱 Doors open 10 PM 🕰️ Closes 3AM 🕺️ Chuck…

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Get Ready to be Ripped Off: Companies Figuring Out How to Charge You More for Stuff

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

Pricing Goods & Services with Kolin Schmidt CF ’21 and Mitchel Gundrum BB ’21 🤑 Kolin Schmidt CF ’21 and…

Events

WEBINAR GRATIS porque claramente necesitas ayuda con tu mandíbula

Chuck B. BallsyMay 7, 2026

🚨 ¡Atención! ¡Este webinar es para ti si… 🤔 ✅ Tratas atm, postura, dolor o rendimiento, pero notas que algo…

Events

R&B and Ribs Because Clearly What Downtown Was Missing Was More Grease and Heartbreak Music

Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2026

🪩 DOWNTOWN FIRST THURSDAYS is back in 2026! 🎉 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Let’s talk about the so-called “climate crisis” that the fake news media and those liberal tree-huggers are always whining about.…

NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
Breaking News: Metal Scene Mourns the Loss of a Legend, But Let's Be Real, We're All Just Here for the Free Beer 🍺
Breaking, Music News

NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’

Chord F. DiscordMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…

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