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“FLE Phonétique : Quand la Syllabe Devient un Mot, C’est le Bordel Phonétique !”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

**Rencontre virtuelle FLE – Laure Fesquet** Préparez-vous à une expérience aussi excitante qu’un cours de phonétique un lundi matin !…

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B&N Virtually Presents: Allen Levi and His Theo of Golden Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

“A word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times Barnes & Noble invites you to join bestselling author Allen Levi for…

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“10 Random Crap That Proves Scots vs. English Is Basically a Soap Opera”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

✨What can ancient trinkets tell us about language evolution? ✨ Join us for a riveting journey through time as Jeremy…

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How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN. Seats are capped to protect…

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“National Child Safety Reform and NQF Legislative Changes: Because Kids Deserve Better Than a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨 VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and…

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“Social Media Content Without the Cringe: How to Not Suck at Arts & Culture Storytelling”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Social media content without the cringe: Storytelling for Arts & Culture 🎭✨ Tired of awkward dances and forced trends? This…

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“Massive What? A Hilarious Look at Your Grand Plans!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Ah, finalmente un webinar per aiutare gli studenti a scegliere l’università! Perché niente dice “decisione importante” come ascoltare Alessandro D’Avenia…

HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All
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HBO Max and Paramount+ Will Be Merged Into One Service, So You Can Finally Watch Both at the Same Time—or Not at All

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Oh, great. Just what we needed — another streaming service to make us feel guilty for not watching enough TV.…

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“Colágeno: Los Alimentos Que Lo Contienen, Cuándo Tomarlo y Cómo Suplementarlo (Porque Claro, Tu Piel Lo Agradecerá)”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

¿Quieres que tus articulaciones duren más que tu relación de Tinder? 🍸 Porque después de los 25, el colágeno se…

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ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026: PREPARE FOR A LIT LENTEN LIVER-PUNCHING ODYSSEY!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…

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