Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
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Trump shines at G7 while libs drown in southern floods chaos
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the most fantastic, tremendous, and…
Mitch McConnell crawling back to power like the swamp creature he is
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets having a field day with their latest “scandal”! As of 2026, our great…
MOONSPELL finally ran out of vampire novelty checks and had to actually try on their next album far from god after Fernando Ribeiro almost lost his goth card for not being edgy enough
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of MOONSPELL, Fernando Ribeiro, has come out and said that he didn’t…
Frostpunk 2 Because One Apocalypse Wasn’t Enough Now We Get to Freeze and Starve Some More with Even More DLC to Separate You from Your Money
The wait is over, and the drama is about to unfold for all you Frostpunk 2 fans out there! 🚨👀…
Day of the Devs 2026: Because You Clearly Haven’t Spent Enough Money on Video Games Already and Now We’re Gonna Take the Rest of It
Day of the Devs 2026 was a wild ride, folks! 🎉👀 We’ve got the scoop on all the hottest new…
SGF 2026: Final Fantasy VII Revelation Finally Wraps Up The Remake Trilogy After A Decade Of Teasing And Milking The Franchise For Every Penny Next Spring
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of your life, folks, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is set to…
VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…
Marvel’s Wolverine – Get Ready for Another Overhyped Game with Too Many Quick Time Events and a Storyline That’s Just an Excuse for More Mindless Hack and Slash Action
The wait is over, and the most epic game of the century is finally here! Or should I say, the…