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Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple Arcade Gets a Makeover With Acclaimed Indies β€” Prepare Your Wallets
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Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy β€” or, at least, that’s what…

Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite
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Federal judge laughs at Justice Department’s subpoenas of Fed Chair Jerome Powell, tells them to go fly a kite

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Liberal Deep State Judge Strikes Major Blow to President Trump’s America-First Agenda In a shocking display of judicial overreach, activist…

BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! πŸ‘‘πŸŽ­ Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!
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BREAKING: Trump Plot Thickens! Ric Grenell Gets Booted from Kennedy Center Throne! πŸ‘‘πŸŽ­ Who’s Next? Stay Tuned!

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Trump Cleans House at the Kennedy Center – Grenell Out, America Wins! In a stunning turn of events that’s got…

TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ β€” Or At Least Mildly Confused
TRIXTER: STILL NOT DONE WITH THAT ALBUM YET
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TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ β€” Or At Least Mildly Confused

Chord F. DiscordMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…

Strike Sneaks Up on Al Quds Day March in Iran: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Protest
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Strike Sneaks Up on Al Quds Day March in Iran: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Protest

Big ElephantMarch 13, 2026March 13, 2026

Breaking: Trump’s Lasers Zap Tehran as Al Quds Day Rally Gets Roasted In a shocking turn of events that’s sure…

Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games β€” January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What β€˜Procedurally Generated’ Means)
Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games β€” January & February 2026
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Indie Watch: Must-See Indie Games β€” January & February 2026 (Or How to Pretend You’re a Cool Gamer Who Knows What β€˜Procedurally Generated’ Means)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 8, 2026March 8, 2026

In December, we crowned our Most Overlooked Indie Games of 2025, and now we are back at it with Indie…

Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans
🎩 Attention, Mushroom Kingdom Fans: Nintendo Is Pulling Out All The Stops For Mario Day Festivities 🎩
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Nintendo Unleashes Unbridled Chaos For Mario Day: Prepare For Mushroom Madness And Shell-Shocking Shenanigans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 7, 2026March 7, 2026

Oh, look who’s trying to break the internet againβ€”Nintendo, with its annual “We love Mario so much we’ll literally give…

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Webinar di approfondimento – Gestione pratiche di attivazione contratti: Come Diventare un Maestro della Noia e della Documentazione!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Webinar: “Come attivare contratti senza impazzire” Un webinar per chi ama complicarsi la vita con regole, moduli e documenti. Con…

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MAL DI TESTA E INSONNIA? RIFLESSOLOGIA FACCIALE: IL MIRACOLO CHE SALVERΓ€ IL TUO CERVELLO E IL TUO SONNO (O ALMENO LO DICONO)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Oh, finalmente! Un seminario per curare i mal di testa… col tocco magico sul viso! πŸ“’ MercoledΓ¬ 18 marzo 2026,…

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“AntropologΓ­a Revela: Los Padres Siguen Siendo los Peores Cuidadores del Planeta”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

**Crianza, Cuidado y EducaciΓ³n Infantil. Una mirada desde la antropologΓ­a social** Conversatorio y presentaciΓ³n del libro en la voz de…

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