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ProductCon NY: Come Watch “Product Leaders” Pretend to Know Things
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ProductCon NY: Come Watch “Product Leaders” Pretend to Know Things

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

**ProductCon: The conference where “product leaders” (lol) gather to discuss… building products. Groundbreaking! 🙄 Expect keynotes, panels, and buzzwords. Location…

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So You Wanna Get Lucky? (Without Actually Working, Obviously)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prof. Dr. Christian Busch, a *bestselling author* (yeah, right!), is gonna tell us how to be LUCKIER!** He’s…

Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)
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Iron Maiden Demands You Stop Filming Their Concerts With Your Potato Phone (But We All Know You Won’t)

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, bless their geriatric hearts, are lumbering back onto the world stage with their “Run…

Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)
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Within Temptation’s Sharon Promises Yet ANOTHER “New Sound” (We’ve Heard This One Before, Right?)

Chord F. DiscordMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sharon Den Adel, the elven empress of symphonic cheese, just dropped a BOMBSHELL! 💣 Apparently, WITHIN TEMPTATION, those…

Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂
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Pokémon GO finally makes it easier to lose by letting you throw money at Shadow Raids from your couch! 🛋️💰😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

OMG! 😱 Scopely, bless their greedy little hearts, has announced that *Pokémon GO* Trainers – yes, the same ones still…

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San Jose Career Fair: Desperate Millennials Line Up for Unpaid Internships

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Don’t just look for a job, peasants! CONNECT! 🔗 Career Fair Connection is here to match your resume…

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Coworking Space: Because Working From Home is Clearly Too Productive

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Another “Gründungstalk” for Coworking wannabes! 🤣 Gabriele Köhler (ex-bank manager, now “process whisperer” 🧙‍♀️) & Andreas Christ (“Politikerklärer”…

“Find Your Life Purpose!” (As If It’s Just Lost Behind the Couch)
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“Find Your Life Purpose!” (As If It’s Just Lost Behind the Couch)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

OMG! Another “find your purpose” workshop? 🙄 As if your life is a missing sock. This guru promises enlightenment via…

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PERMA-fied Aufrichts: Because Lesson Planning is SO Last Century

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

Oh NOOOO! 🙄 Another PERMA teach-in? Prepare for maximum positivity, folks! Multiplikator:innen + teachers (all levels) who’ve already suffered PERMA.teach,…

English with Dyslexia: Prepare for Utter Chaos
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English with Dyslexia: Prepare for Utter Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyMay 19, 2025

OMG! LRS & English? 🤯 Is your kid doomed? Marleen Dudjahn (Duden Institute) will tell you! Learn why English is…

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