Because who needs sleep when you can spend your Tuesday evening learning how to turn Python into a Wall Street wizard?
📅 **Date:** February 10, 2026 (Mark it, or your bot will forget)
⏰ **Time:** 7:00–8:30 PM (Dubai Time, because algorithms don’t care about your timezone)
📍 **Venue:** Zoom (Because nothing says “high finance” like a pixelated screen)
Learn to scrape data, backtest strategies, and build systems that make trading decisions faster than you can say “HODL.” Perfect for traders, analysts, and IT pros who want to sound smarter at parties. Free entry, but spots are limited—because even algorithms need a waitlist. Register now before your competition does! 🚀💸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
