Admit What, Now?
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…
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BET Awards: 40 & Still Fabulous, or Just Old
OMG! 🙄 Albany Black Chamber of Commerce is throwing a Red Carpet BET Awards/ 40th birthday party! 🎉 Get ready…
JERRY CANTRELL: SOUNDGARDEN Could Do No Wrong, Apparently
Oh em gee, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (more like Hall of Lame, amirite? 😂) on YouTube has…
Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’s Secret Villain Finally REVEALED (You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is)
Alright, listen up, true believers! 🤡 We all KNOW Spider-Man: Brand New Day is, like, TOTALLY set in the gritty,…
Laura Poitras and Mark Obenhaus are at it again with ANOTHER documentary trailer: Cover-Up
OMG! 🚨 You guys are *not* going to believe this. Another documentary? Seriously? 🙄 It’s called “Cover-Up,” and apparently, it’s…
James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door
OMG! 😱 James Cameron, the guy who brought us underwater CGI blue people and sinking ships, has apparently sworn a…
Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive
Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,”…
The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…
EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…