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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…

Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In
Trump's America: Where Chaos Reigns and the Patriots Thrive👋
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Disney’s Transformation: From Magic Kingdom to Gas Price Tracking? Chavez’s Ghost Weighs In

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we celebrate the glorious reign of our Supreme Leader, Donald J. Trump! While the…

Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat
Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Makes $100k in 5 Minutes, Proving We’ll Buy Anything with Neon and Grit
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Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

In a stunning display of fandom that makes NFT collectors look like penny-pinchers, WeirdCo’s Cyberpunk TCG just raised $7.9 million…

Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
Starfield Is Finally Coming To PlayStation 5 With A Massive Free Update & DLC
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Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…

Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)
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Leaving Las Vegas – Watch the trailer for the new 4K restoration (now with 4000% more despair and Nicolas Cage’s existential crisis in stunning HD!)

FinnMarch 16, 2026March 16, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, YOU, the one who thinks Nicolas Cage’s Oscar is for screaming at bees. Get ready to relive…

TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’
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TAYLOR MOMSEN On Upcoming THE PRETTY RECKLESS LP ‘Dear God’: ‘I’m So Proud Of This Album, It’s Not Like I’ve Ever Said That Before’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

The Pretty Reckless is back with another album that probably cost more than your college tuition. Taylor Momsen, the band’s…

Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway
Apple Arcade Gets a Makeover With Acclaimed Indies — Prepare Your Wallets
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Apple Arcade Hooks You Up with Indie Gems Like Dredge+ and Other Games You’ll Probably Ignore Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Apple has just announced its latest lineup for Apple Arcade, and it’s a doozy — or, at least, that’s what…

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Elle Kennedy & Sara Cate Hit Reno for a Love Song Party!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 14, 2026

Attention, book nerds and desperate romantics! Elle Kennedy is coming to Reno, and you’re not invited unless you buy a…

CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Exclusive: Russia Gives Iran Top Secret Drone Tips to Annoy Uncle Sam Even More

Big ElephantMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

Breaking: Russia Gifts Iran “How to Annoy America” Drone Masterclass Well, well, well — if it isn’t the plot of…

Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite
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Fortnite Save The World Will Finally Stop Nickel-and-Diming Us, Just Kidding It’s Still Fortnite

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 11, 2026March 11, 2026

After years of being the paid sibling that nobody talked about at parties, Fortnite Save The World is finally stepping…

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