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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…

Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou
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Duskbloods network test implodes in glorious server FAIL chaoslomou

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, that was a brilliant start – said no one ever. FromSoftware’s highly anticipated game, The Duskbloods, was supposed to…

Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music
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Ricky Warwick somehow still employed despite releasing more solo music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will change your life forever? 🤯 I mean, it’s not…

Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
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Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…

Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026
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Because You Clearly Need More Disney Content to Binge in September 2026

FinnAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu is finally coming to Disney+ on September 2, because what’s a few more months of waiting…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for
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PLUSH finally gives us the nu metal revival we never asked for

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

I just heard that PLUSH has released a new single, “Animalistic”, and I’m still trying to pick up the pieces…

Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
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Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…

Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
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Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

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