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McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab
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McDonald’s Pokésales bonanza rebooted for November cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Pokemon fans, rejoice! McDonald’s is throwing you a bone, or rather, a Happy Meal box shaped like Pikachu. Because what’s…

Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow
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Pittsburgh Home Invasion Takes Deadly Turn For The Worse Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this horrific crime in Pittsburgh, where a pediatrician, Dr. Idris Evans, was fatally…

Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
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Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul

FinnSeptember 23, 2026September 24, 2026

In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…

Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
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Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
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Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…

Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar
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Tragedy Unfolds, Helicopters Swarm, Ratings Soar

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A helicopter just crashed in Los Angeles, and it’s a real…

Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents
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No Death Penalty for Guy Who Allegedly Killed His Own Parents

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California prosecutors have announced that they won’t be seeking the death…

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