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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album
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PRIEST Forms To Milk Ghost Fans Dry With New Album

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh no, the surveillance state has finally caught up with us, and it’s got a sick beat 🚨! Swedish dark…

Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook
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Alex Jones Gets Discount on Being Wrong About Sandy Hook

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Texas court just slashed a $50 million judgment against Alex…

Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic
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Because You Clearly Needed More Teased But Unfulfilled Movie Magic

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

There’s an art to making a great movie trailer, but let’s be real, it’s not like the studios always get…

Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven
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Dishonored vet ditches AAA grind to helm Black Pony Immersive FPS haven

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2026August 23, 2026

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another veteran game developer jumping ship to start their own studio, because…

Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along
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Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nolan Wells should have turned 19 surrounded by a birthday cake,…

Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
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Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…

Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech
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Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has decided…

Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
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Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…

KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt
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KOTOR Spiritual Successor Emerges From Lucasfilm’s Latest Money GrabAttempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

It’s time to get excited, fellow gamers, because a new Star Wars game is on the horizon, and it’s shaping…

Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 11, 2026

This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…

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