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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia
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Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, Swisher Post, still kicking around, are we? Bless your cotton socks. Anyway, they’ve graced us with their invaluable insights…

The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead
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The Last of Us Director Says “No More Games,” Demands 19 Seasons of GTA 6 Instead

FinnMay 30, 2025May 30, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because HBO’s The Last of Us is apparently a “success.” 🙄 We have Craig Mazin to…

Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord
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Crash Bandicoot Flick? Beg Xbox, Says The Last Of Us Overlord

FinnMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet irony! 🤣 Neil Druckmann, the guy who brought us the gritty, emotionally-scarring masterpiece that is The Last of…

Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)
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Fallout 76: They Added FISHING Now?! (GONE FISSION, More Like GONE BRAIN CELLS)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

Oh, Bethesda, you sly dogs! 🐕‍🦺 Just when we thought Fallout 76 was destined to become a radioactive wasteland of…

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