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Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly
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Virginia Senator’s Career Gets Exciting Plot Twist Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Virginia grand jury has indicted Democratic state Sen. L. Louise…

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
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Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…

Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently
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Family Shooting Survival Streak Continues Uninterrupted For Generations Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about this poor mom, Michelle, who’s been through not one, but two…

GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently
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GOP Spends Big on Crime Ads Without Victims’ Consent Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Republican super PAC, the Senate Leadership Fund, has been using…

DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon
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DC To Get Giant Trump Ego Monument Possibly Very Soon

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Trump administration’s plan to build a 250-foot…

Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently
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Saudi Arabia Just Got a Little Less Fun for Diplomats Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and let me tell you,…

Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos
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Amy Acton’s Mom Throws Ohio Politics Into Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

The Ohio governor’s race just got a whole lot more interesting, folks. I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a…

Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently
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Toddler’s Demise Deemed Totally Justified Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Mississippi attorney general has concluded that a Senatobia police officer…

GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns
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GOP Furious At Suggestion Their Reputation Might Scare Off Interns

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic Sen. Elissa Slotkin is in hot water after suggesting that…

Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently
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Another Reboot Depends on One Magical Marketing Buzzword Apparently

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Nathan Fielder’s latest documentary, You Can See Everything, is a fascinating and frustrating exploration of the elusive Elizabeth Holmes, the…

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