Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
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Trump’s Back Online Because You Demanded It Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new federal savings and investment vehicle for…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Because What Hollywood Needed was a Melania Trump Biopic Apparently
President Donald Trump’s bank account just got a little thicker, thanks to a hefty licensing fee for the documentary about…
America turns 247 and nobody cares
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…
Wow State Fair Isn’t Coachella Who Knew
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Great American State Fair, and folks, I almost got a kick…
Wow Trump’s Golf Club Is Raking It In
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest financial disclosure, and let me tell you, it’s a…
More Of The Same Old Films To Binge Before Forgetting Forever On Streaming
The movies are coming, the movies are coming. Or, rather, they’re already here, and you can watch them from the…