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Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Can’t Escape Hollywood’s Grasp
Amazon Reveals First Look at God of War Live-Action TV Series
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Amazon Teases First Glimpse of God of War TV Series, Proving Even Kratos Can’t Escape Hollywood’s Grasp

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Well, well, well, look what Amazon dragged in from the depths of Midgard! The streaming giant has finally blessed us…

Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough
G.I. Joe: The Franchise That Refuses to Die, Kinda Like Cobra Commander After a Nuclear Apocalypse
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Two G.I. Joe Movies in the Works: Because One Just Isn’t Confusing Enough

FinnFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

G.I. Joe is back, baby! And by “back” we mean Paramount is once again attempting to turn a line of…

When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial
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When Your Phone Becomes Your Therapist, and Your Therapist Is a Tech Giant on Trial

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Libs Try to Blame Big Tech for Kids’ Mental Health While Ignoring Real Causes Another day, another bogus lawsuit from…

First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace
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First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Melania Trump Again Targeted by Dems’ Sham Investigations Can you believe these swamp monsters are now trying to drag Melania…

The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride
Breaking News: Becky's Back, and This Time She's Hunting Nazis (Again)
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The Last Temptation of Becky: Lulu Wilson, Neil Patrick Harris, and Kate Siegel Finally Wrap Up Their Wild Ride

FinnFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needs—another installment in the *Becky* franchise. Because apparently, we haven’t had enough of a…

Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026
2026: The Year You Forget Grand Theft Auto 6 Exists (Almost)
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Open World Games So Epic, They’ll Make You Forget You Have a Job in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

We all know that on November 19th, the internet will likely break under the weight of Rockstar’s return to Vice…

Chuck Billy (Testament) interview: «Political views aren’t something that needs to split the band»
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Chuck Billy (Testament) interview: «Political views aren’t something that needs to split the band»

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

After dropping their crushing album 'Para Bellum', Bay Area thrash legends Testament are gearing up for the 2026 Thrash Of…

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“Breaking News: Politicians Finally Decide Kids Are Worth Protecting—Sort Of”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Attention all child-care warriors! The Victorian Early Childhood Regulatory Authority (VECRA) is here to save the day with their “National…

Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated
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Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated

Big ElephantFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well, look who’s back in the spotlight—Stellan Skarsgård, Hollywood’s favorite Swedish sidekick, now pretending to be a serious actor because…

‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
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‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing

FinnFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…

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