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Father of Georgia School Shooter Found Guilty of Being a Real-Life Villain in the Most Dramatic Family Feud Ever
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Father of Georgia School Shooter Found Guilty of Being a Real-Life Villain in the Most Dramatic Family Feud Ever

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Finally, Some Justice! Georgia School Shooter’s Dad Convicted of Murder In a massive win for law and order, Colin Gray,…

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“Digging Up Your Great-Grandpa’s Dirt: A 20th Century Ancestry Adventure”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

Discover Your Ancestors (or Not) This webinar will introduce you to key 20th century sources to trace your family history,…

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback
War With Iran Heats Up as Trump Unleashes "Big Wave" of US Action
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

5 Things to Know for March 3: Iran’s Next Big Thing, Protests Everywhere, Primaries Madness, Clinton’s Legal Drama, and Nancy Guthrie’s Surprise Comeback

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

The Middle East is burning as Israel and the US pound Iranian targets while Iran strikes back at US allies.…

Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom
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Target’s New CEO Unveils His “Brilliant” Plan to Save the Store from Certain Doom

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Target’s CEO Finally Wakes Up: “Tarzhay” Isn’t a Woke Joke Anymore After years of watching Target’s stock tank like a…

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B&N Virtually Presents: Allen Levi and His Theo of Golden Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

“A word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times Barnes & Noble invites you to join bestselling author Allen Levi for…

The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
The Revenge That Just Won't Die: Someone Actually Made a Documentary About Jaws: The Revenge
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The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!

FinnMarch 2, 2026March 2, 2026

Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…

Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff
Breaking News: Apple TV's "Star City" Promises to Make Soviets Cool Again
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Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff

FinnMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Well, well, well, look who decided to dust off the old Soviet propaganda machine and give it a shiny Apple…

Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age
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Preston Kelly’s 50th: Still Not Dead, Still Making Bad Jokes About His Age

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Preston Kelly’s Birthday 50 – Ended** This event ended on Mar 1, 2026 from 5pm to 9pm at 5741 N…

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)
Prime Video's March 2026 Lineup: Where Quality Meets "Wait, That's Still a Thing?"
Breaking, Movie News

Prime Video’s March 2026 Lineup: More Shows Than You Have Time to Watch (Or Will)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 1, 2026March 1, 2026

Prime Video continues its monthly tradition of making you question your life choices with a March 2026 lineup so vast,…

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Brooklyn Camp Fair: Where Parents Pretend They Know What Their Kids Want While Kids Just Want WiFi and Snacks

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Meet 50+ Summer Camps in One Afternoon for FREE – Space is limited! Looking for a camp, school or program…

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