Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…
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Animal Crossing Just Added MORE Guys, But You Gotta Buy The Right Toy To Get ‘Em
OMG! 😱 Did you hear that Animal Crossing: New Horizons, that game you totally forgot you bought, just got a…
Pelosi Retires: Stock Traders Now Forced to Actually Work
Looks like the Wicked Witch of the West Coast is finally hanging up her broom! Nancy Pelosi, that champion of…
‘We’re drowning in generosity’: Military family group hilariously unprepared for tidal wave of grocery requests during government tantrum | CNN Politics
So, CNN, the champion of fake news, is shedding crocodile tears over military families struggling during a government “shutdown” that…
Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…
US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…
PA Gov Has a Meltdown Over Maybe-Possibly-Probably Not Happening Flight Cuts, OMG
Oh, great, another lib lecturing men on how to be men. As if CNN, the Ministry of Truth for the…
PlayStation Portal Gets Update: Now Slightly Less Useless
Oh boy, buckle up, buttercups! 🤩 Starting November 5th, the highly anticipated (by like, five people) PlayStation Portal is getting…
SOULFLY’s MAX CAVALERA: ‘Being a Young Band Sucks, Get a Real Job’
In a groundbreaking revelation that will surely send shockwaves through the metal community (or maybe just a mild tremor), former…
Fortnite’s Simpsons Collab: Prepare for Yellow Mayhem and Questionable Content
Well, well, well, look who finally crawled out of their basements 🙄! Epic Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack…