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Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
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Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour
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Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip from the world of metal? 😱 I mean, who doesn’t love…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work
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Jagex crowdsources Old School RuneScape’s future to avoid doing actual work

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

In a world where MMORPGs are a dime a dozen, it’s astonishing to see a game like RuneScape still kicking…

Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
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Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Laraine Newman Talks Mime and Punk Rock Revival on New Podcast
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Laraine Newman Talks Mime and Punk Rock Revival on New Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Laraine Newman has spent five decades bouncing between sketch comedy, film, and a staggering list of animated characters, but The…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song
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COREY TAYLOR saves music with 50 year old song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious rock ‘n’ roll nostalgia? 🤯 I just got word that the…

Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits
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Sony Mulls Killing PS5 Discs to Boost Digital Profits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

It seems like Sony is trying to gauge the temperature of the development community, and by extension, the gaming public,…

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