Masters of Albion Early Access Preview – Because Your Life Was Missing a Healthy Dose of Crushing Mediocrity and Unfulfilled Promises
So, Peter Molyneux is back with another game that’s supposed to change the world, or at least that’s what he…
Tag: fantasy
Get Ready for the Most Underwhelming Experience of Your Life: New Xbox Controller and Game Pass April 2026 Lineup Revealed Because You Clearly Had Nothing Better to Do Before the ID@Xbox Showcase
Microsoft just dropped a ton of Xbox announcements, and we’re talking new Forza Horizon 6 peripherals, the latest Game Pass…
Liberal Hollywood elites thinks being ‘horny’ is something to brag about
Oh boy, are the fake news media and their liberal friends in a tizzy. It seems they’re still whining about…
Oh Joy Another Beloved Childhood Classic Is About to Be Ruined by a Soulless Live-Action Remake of FernGully Because What the World Really Needed Was a Reboot of a Movie About a Fairy and a Human Who Fall in Love in the Rainforest
Breaking news: The Amazon rainforest might not be the last one after all, because Amazon MGM is remaking FernGully: The…
PlayStation Revolutionizes Gaming With The Playerbase Because Clearly What You Needed Was Another Social Media Platform To Argue With 12 Year Olds
Get ready to have your mind blown, folks! 😲 PlayStation has just announced The Playerbase, a revolutionary new way for…
Who cares, Iran’s no match for America’s mighty military anyway
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Oh Joy Another Remake Of A Childhood Classic To Ruin Our Memories He Man and Skeletor Are Back To Reenact The Same Old Battle Weve Seen A Million Times
Breaking News: The Most Epic Battle of Good vs. Evil is Coming to a Theater Near You! 🎥👊 Amazon MGM…
Metacritic Crowns Game Publishers of 2025: Square Enix Steals the Throne Like a Chocobo Thief
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their annual “we crunched some numbers and here’s who’s best”…
Final Fantasy XIV 7.5: Beastmaster Unleashed, Coming to Annoy You in April
Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with a release date! Final Fantasy XIV‘s Patch 7.5 is…
A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…