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Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director
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Amorphis’s Santteri Kallio Thinks AI Music Videos Are the Future Because He’s Too Lazy to Hire a Director

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 4, 2026January 4, 2026

Oh great, another day on the internet where we’re not just debating whether robots will replace us, but whether they’ll…

Tampa’s Hottest Date Night: Couples Get Hands-On in Nasty Class
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Tampa’s Hottest Date Night: Couples Get Hands-On in Nasty Class

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

Fantasy Fitness hosted a couples’ ‘Nasty Class’ in Tampa on Dec 28, 2024, and guess what? It was sold out!…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through Cash Like a Na’vi Bonfire Party

Big ElephantDecember 28, 2025December 28, 2025

Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Piece “Avatar: Fire and Ash” Burns Through $760 Million, Proves Even Aliens Can’t Escape the Woke…

When the Cabin Cravings Hit and the Fridge is Full of Regret
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When the Cabin Cravings Hit and the Fridge is Full of Regret

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 28, 2025

🔥🌲 Get ready to cozy up with chaos, folks! This isn’t your grandma’s cabin retreat—unless your grandma twerks in a…

Rep. Dingell: Let’s All Get Together and Vote on Whether to Blow Stuff Up in Nigeria
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Rep. Dingell: Let’s All Get Together and Vote on Whether to Blow Stuff Up in Nigeria

Big ElephantDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

Another Day, Another Democrat Trying to Tie Trump’s Hands While America Burns In a stunning display of partisan pettiness that…

Stardew Valley 1.7 Update: The Long-Awaited Revolution That Might Actually Happen This Time
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Stardew Valley 1.7 Update: The Long-Awaited Revolution That Might Actually Happen This Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 22, 2025December 22, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Stardew Valley Update 1.7 Is Happening ‘Very Soon’™ — Creator Eric Barone Emerges From Pixelated Cave to Tease…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $88 Million Because Apparently We All Forgot About Plot

Big ElephantDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

James Cameron’s ‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ Burns Through $400 Million as Hollywood Pushes Climate-Agenda Fantasy on American Families In a…

AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008
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AMORPHIS Drops ‘Crowned in Crimson’ Because Apparently Kalevala Needed a Soundtrack From 2008

Chord F. DiscordDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…

Ark: Survival Ascended’s Lost Colony Expansion Drops Nukes in the Dino Park, Grab Your Lizard BFF and Go
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Ark: Survival Ascended’s Lost Colony Expansion Drops Nukes in the Dino Park, Grab Your Lizard BFF and Go

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

Survivalists, rejoice! Studio Wildcard has once again decided to bless us with a new expansion for Ark: Survival Ascended, the…

The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies
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The Rise of Regional Game Studios as Global Competitors: From Basement Coders to Billion-Dollar Bullies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Move over, Silicon Valley hipsters with your $12 avocado toast and kombucha obsessions—there’s a new sheriff in town, and they…

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