Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…
Tag: Fashion
Nathan Fielder Makes Documentary About Elizabeth Holmes Because Why Not Now
The Telluride Film Festival is currently underway in Colorado, and the fest’s biggest screening of the day was a surprise…
The NY Archive’s Gianna Corvino Is Bringing the Runway to Your Closet Instantly This NYFW Because Who Needs Human Interaction or a Social Life Anyway
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic fashion event of the year? 🎉👗 I mean, who needs…
Barry Morphew’s freedom ends in predictable fashion again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Barry Morphew, the Colorado man who’s been making headlines for all the…
Oh Joy Another Remake of Dracula Because the World Was Just Missing a Vampire with a Bad Hairdo in Glorious 4K
The most epic news ever: Dracula is back, and he’s still Got It! 💉👻 I mean, who needs a social…
JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…
Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…
Dell peddles pricey new Alienware toys for gamer wallets
It’s that time of the year again, folks, when tech companies gather to show off their latest and greatest at…
Nostalgia Miners Dig Up Another Overplayed Decade For Cheap Thrills
Picture it: your mom just gave you and your sister a homemade haircut with dull kitchen scissors and a Tupperware…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Million Different Cuts of Manhunter Now Michael Mann’s Manhunter The Final Cut is Graciously Bestowing Itself Upon Cinemas Everywhere
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good serial…