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Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
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Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…

UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction
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UGREEN peddles pricey liquid-cooled power banks to fuel your gadget addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get charged up, folks, because UGREEN just unveiled its MagFlow Series, a lineup of Qi2 25 W…

JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
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JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…

Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One
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Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

IFA 2026 has brought us a plethora of innovations, and Hohem, a global technology brand, has unveiled its first smart…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
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Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…

Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
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Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…

Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza
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Anker overload hits IFA with security charging audio extravaganza

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Anker, the company that’s been slowly taking over every aspect of our lives, one gadget at a time, has made…

America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently
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America Buys Lots of Cheap Trump Coins Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump, and I have to…

Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
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Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…

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