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OUTLAWS & LEGENDS MUSIC FESTIVAL ~ 15th ANNIVERSARY (WHERE LEGENDS OUTLAW THE OUTLAWS)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 13, 2026

The Biggest 1-Stage Event in Texas returns to the Back Porch of Texas for its 15th Outlaws & Legends Music…

SUZI QUATRO, At 75, Still Rocking Like She Owes the Grim Reaper Rent: ‘You Can’t Get Rid Of Me Yet’
Suzi Quatro: Still Rocking at 75, and Yes, Her Ass Still Shakes
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SUZI QUATRO, At 75, Still Rocking Like She Owes the Grim Reaper Rent: ‘You Can’t Get Rid Of Me Yet’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a shocking revelation that has absolutely no one surprised, Suzi Quatro has announced she’s still got it at 75.…

NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not
NEVERMORE Returns From The Dead, Because Apparently Money And Music Still Exist
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NEVERMORE Unleashes Phoenix-Wielding New Lineup, Signs with REIGNING PHOENIX MUSIC Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 12, 2026February 12, 2026

In a stunning revelation that absolutely no one saw coming, NEVERMORE has resurrected itself from the grave of broken bands…

DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?
Dave Grohl's Kid Finally Releases Music, World Pretends to Be Surprised
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DAVE GROHL’s 19-Year-Old Daughter VIOLET Finally Releases ‘THUM’ Video, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Move over, every other famous offspring in existence—Violet Grohl has officially dropped her debut single “THUM” via Republic Records, because…

W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
W.A.S.P. Announces 1984 To Headless Tour With KK'S PRIEST — Because Nothing Says 'Rock Legacy' Like Reliving Your First Four Albums For The 87th Time
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W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…

Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
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Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…

Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy
OMG, IT'S HAPPENING — AND WE'RE ALL DYING TO SEE IT (OR AT LEAST PRETENDING TO)
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Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Holy bandages, Batman! The Mummy franchise is clawing its way out of the tomb once again, and this time it’s…

KREATOR’s MILLE PETROZZA Too Cool for Thrash: “Boring Album? Not in My Heart, Dude!”
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KREATOR’s MILLE PETROZZA Too Cool for Thrash: “Boring Album? Not in My Heart, Dude!”

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Oh look, it’s KREATOR, the German thrash metal institution that refuses to die since the ’80s! Mille Petrozza just dropped…

Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
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Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…

Events

BENITO’S “I’M NOT CRYING, IT’S THE HOT SAUCE” SUPER BOWL PARTY @ SAN ANTONIOS LES, NYC

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

San Antonios Super Bowl Benito’s Watch Party 🔥🏈 Come one, come all! Because nothing screams “I’m here for the football”…

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