Ghost of Tsushima 2: Electric Boogaloo Coming Next Week, Get Hyped
Oh, NO WAY! π± Sucker Punch, those AMAZING devs who brought you the groundbreaking, totally original IP Ghost of YΕtei…
Tag: Features
Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…
‘Moana’ Remake Teaser: Because the Original Wasn’t Good Enough, Apparently
OMG! π Can you believe it’s only been, like, NINE years since Moana brainwashed our kids? π€― Apparently, that’s enough…
Sharon Osbourne Nukes Geezer Butler’s Grandma’s Attic Tapes: A Legal Thriller
Alright, buckle up buttercups β, because Sharon Osbourne, bless her perpetually youthful heart (and face π), has graced us with…
SABATON’s New Stage Show: So Big, It Probably Violates Several Building Codes
SABATON, those Swedish metallers who haven’t figured out that history is, like, *totally* boring, decided to unleash their “The Legendary…
Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? π Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…
Joe Keery, Liam Neeson, and Some Lady vs Moldzilla: The Cold Storage Trailer No One Asked For
Oh, joy! Another movie where humanity is about to be wiped out by something nasty π. This time, it’s a…
Colin Farrell and the Russo Brothers are Teaming Up to Ruin Another Comic Book Movie
Oh, great, another Colin Farrell comic book movie π. Fresh off his *totally* unforgettable role as Penguin (you know, the…
Wildgate’s “Massive” Update: New Game Modes, a Character (Maybe), and More (Probably Not)
Okay, so Wildgate, the game that promised to be the next big thing but is probably just gonna be another…
Blu-Ray Review β Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (Finally!)
Ah, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. Because what the world REALLY needed was MORE Crawley family drama. Because apparently, we…