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John Oliver Slated for General Hospital Guest Spot
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John Oliver Slated for General Hospital Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026

Some people use their summers to visit exotic locations like Europe or the Bahamas. Last Week Tonight host John Oliver…

ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
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ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Breaking News: ASIA is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Prog Rock in Your Life 🙄 In a shocking…

Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging
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Nintendo Peddles More Anime Depth Charging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

I just spent the most exhausting 2.5 hours of my life at the Nintendo appointment at Summer Game Fest 2026,…

Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later
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Amy Lee haunted by one hit wonder demons 20 years later

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Breaking News: Amy Lee Reveals the Dark Secret Behind “Bring Me To Life” and We’re Shocked, SHOCKED! 🤯 In a…

Because you still play WoW apparently
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Because you still play WoW apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…

Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
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Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…

Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory
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Frosthaven Finally Escapes Endless Early Access Purgatory

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, the iconic board game FROSTHAVEN now has an official release date…

CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
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CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…

CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift
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CNN: Trump’s AI Makeover Because Founders Needed A Digital Facelift

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Trump administration’s efforts to commemorate the semiquincentennial…

Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up
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Canada’s Game Industry Finally Shows Up

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 2, 2026July 2, 2026

The games industry is in a bit of flux, but hey, at least we’ve got another conference to add to…

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