Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel
Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…
Tag: Features
‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
Vivian Campbell’s Pre-DIO Disaster SWEET SAVAGE Announces New Album ‘Bang’ (Your Ears)
OMG! 😱 The geriatric metal squad, SWEET SAVAGE, is BACK with an album called “Bang” hitting stores on September 12…
Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and Watches—Because We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet
Oh boy, another Samsung Unpacked event! 🎉 As if we needed *more* gadgets to clutter our lives and empty our…
Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…
Delta Farce Deploys Season Break: 2 New Maps & a Weather Disaster
Oh, sweet mercy, another “update” for Delta Force has dropped, like a turd in a punch bowl. Team Jade, bless…
OMG! Yōtei’s Ghostly Shenanigans: A State of Play So Bad It’s Actually Happening on July 10 (Prepare to Cringe)
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🥳 Sucker Punch Productions, the geniuses behind that *totally* original samurai game, are gracing…
Dead by Daylight Summons Geriatric Zombie Killers: Rick, Michonne, and Daryl Shuffle Uneasily into The Fog
Oh, great, more content for Dead by Daylight. As if we needed more reasons to get camped in the basement.…
Opus Major Drops MAJJAM: Prepare for Co-Op Cuteness Overload and Catchy Tunes That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Oh, sweet merciful indie game gods, Opus Major (who?) has graced us with MAJJAM, a co-op adventure game where apparently,…
MEGADETH Sumo-Sized Fail: Round 2 of Embarrassment
Oh my god, can you even believe this? MEGADETH, those geriatric thrash metal dudes, are STILL trying to stay relevant…