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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste
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THREE DAYS GRACE’s ‘I Hate Everything About You’ Gets Streamed A Billion Times By People Who Clearly Have No Taste

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

THREE DAYS GRACE, those purveyors of fine Canadian cheese 🧀, have apparently stumbled into the Spotify “Billions Club” because, let’s…

ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic
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ROYALE LYNN Drops ‘WTCH’ Music Video and a ‘Black Magic’ Album – Because We Needed More Magic

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Okay, so Nashville “rocker” 🙄 (air quotes, people!) Royale Lynn, bless her heart, has unleashed her new auditory assault, “Black…

AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
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AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…

Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable
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Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Multi-platinum selling British soul singer Kenny Thomas, who? 🤣, has released a brand new single Shout Out, the latest taken…

D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
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D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…

Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit
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Leaderboards: Cuz Gamers Need More Reasons to Rage Quit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Leaderboards? Oh honey, those relics from the 80s👾? Still clinging to life like a desperate gamer to their Doritos-dusted keyboard.…

Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore
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Invincible VS Preview: Finally, Some Good Effing Gore

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Good news, everyone! 🎉 It’s got the ultra-violence and the celebrity voice actors! I was worried they’d tone it down…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025 Dumps First Poster and Some Random Stuff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gearing up to unleash another year of… stuff. Yeah, stuff. Honoring France, because apparently…

Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever
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Papa Roach Vomits New Single ‘Braindead’ Featuring Some Guy From H2O or Whatever

Chord F. DiscordJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

PAPA ROACH, those lovable elder statesmen of nu-metal (👴🏼), are back with a brand new banger called “Braindead”, featuring Toby…

Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!
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Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader’s New DLC, Lex Imperialis, is Here to Steal Your Money!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Oh, glorious citizens of the Imperium (and filthy heretics lurking in the shadows 😈), Owlcat Games has graced us with…

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