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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. ๐Ÿ™„ We’re…

Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single โ€“ Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
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Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single โ€“ Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

SOULFLY, those elder statesmen ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…

Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)
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Miss May I? More Like Miss May Cry: New Single ‘Pray For Silence’ Is Out Now (Prepare to Yawn)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

MISS MAY I, those stalwarts of Ohio metalcore that you *totally* remember from 2010, are STILL churning out “music.” Yes,…

Shark Flicks That Don’t Bite Like ‘Jaws’ (But Still Kinda Do)
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Shark Flicks That Don’t Bite Like ‘Jaws’ (But Still Kinda Do)

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, look, another article slobbering all over Jaws. ๐Ÿ™„ As if we haven’t heard enough about this cinematic masterpiece, which,…

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking ๐Ÿคฏ interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

Pokรฉmon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life
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Pokรฉmon GO: Level 80 or Still No Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Pokรฉmon GO, that game your grandma still doesn’t understand, is getting a HUGE update! ๐ŸŽ‰…

Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything
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Film Critics: Still Employed, Still Hating Everything

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸคฃLaughing At The Movies๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚: Alamo Drafthouse Cinema, August 24th! Leather seats? Heated? A kitchen? Bar? Sounds like a recipe for…

OMG! Pokรฉmon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!
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OMG! Pokรฉmon Legends: Z-A Trailer Just Dropped a Mega Victreebel That’ll Haunt Your Nightmares!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Oh, honey, look! ๐Ÿ’… Another Pokรฉmon game? ๐Ÿ™„ As if we needed more excuses to avoid real-world responsibilities. Pokรฉmon Legends:…

“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures
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“The Disinvited” Gets Rescued from the VHS Graveyard by Dark Star Pictures

FinnAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Dark Star Pictures, bless their cotton socks, has decided to unleash upon the world a cinematic masterpiece โ€“ or, you…

Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again
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Tesla’s “Autonomous” Driving Under Investigation: Guess Who’s in the Hot Seat Again

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re…

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