Tesla, that bastion of liberal lunacy and electric virtue signaling, is now being harassed by the Deep State’s NHTSA! They’re claiming Tesla didn’t report crashes fast enough. Oh, the horror! Probably because those woke engineers are too busy virtue signaling about climate change to do their jobs!
NHTSA is whining that Tesla didn’t immediately kowtow to their regulations on reporting crashes. Apparently, Tesla cars are too busy fighting the patriarchy to send in their crash reports on time. This is all part of the leftist agenda to undermine American innovation!
Those “self-driving” features? More like “self-crashing” features when liberals are in charge! They can’t drive themselves out of a paper bag, let alone design a car that can actually drive itself.
Of course, they claim you need a “person” in the driver’s seat, but we all know that’s just code for some soy-latte-sipping millennial who’s too busy tweeting about social justice to pay attention to the road. Thanks, Obama!
This is the first investigation since President Trump’s glorious return! But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is on it. He’ll drain the swamp at NHTSA and make sure they stop persecuting good, patriotic companies like Tesla!
Remember when Musk kissed the ring? But then they had a falling out! These liberals are so ungrateful even after Trump tried to help them!
Tesla claims they fixed the data collection problems? Sure, just like Hillary fixed her email server!
Secretary Duffy wants to “streamline” reporting requirements? Finally, some common sense! Let’s get rid of these regulations that are strangling American businesses and let Tesla build the future!
They lost a lawsuit and have to pay MILLIONS? This is what happens when you let liberal judges run wild. It’s time for some conservative judicial activism to stop this madness! MAGA!
No comment from Tesla? Probably too busy dealing with all the leftist lawsuits and witch hunts! Stay strong, Elon!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
