Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…
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Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
ENSLAVED Teams Up With Actual Native American For Social Media Brownie Points
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some cultural appropriation… err, I mean, “cultural exchange”? 🤦♂️ Norwegian progressive metal band…
You Can’t Fly That Thing Here Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 26-year-old Texas man, John Alexander Meza of La Porte, is…
Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…
Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…
The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
Well, well, well, it’s festival season again, and you know what that means – a plethora of reunions, comebacks, and…
Rick Astley Still Not Retired Apparently
In the midst of his headline outdoor shows, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Rick Astley managed to dazzle…
Oh Joy Another Pokémon Reboot: Theagonizingly Long Wait for Sirfetch’d and Pichu’s Underwhelming Stop-Motion Disaster to Finally Drop in 2027 Maybe
The Annecy International Animation Film Festival is where all the cool kids go to showcase their latest and greatest animation…