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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway
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Seattle Center Becomes Latest Venue To Host Free Ammo Giveaway

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a food festival in Seattle, and I’ve got to…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Neurosis at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Neurosis at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026August 17, 2026

Post-metal from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Enslaved feat. Kevin Kicking Woman at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Enslaved feat. Kevin Kicking Woman at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 26, 2026

Norwegian heavy metal from Haugesund Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas
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Pär Sundström No Longer Pretending Sabaton Has New Ideas

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mind-blowing news? 😲 SABATON’s bassist and manager, Pär Sundström, just spilled the beans…

Yaotl Mictlan at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Yaotl Mictlan at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Folk/Black Metal from Mexico Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
Breaking, Music News

Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…

16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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16 Horsepower at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Gothic country from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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Agalloch at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Extreme metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Baroness at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Progressive metal from Savannah, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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