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Tag: Festival

Abbath Performs Between Two Worlds at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)
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Abbath Performs Between Two Worlds at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 3 — 07/26/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2026August 17, 2026

The black metal supergroup I delivered a rare live performance of their only studio album, Between Two Worlds. Featuring Abbath…

CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life
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CANDLEMASS somehow still exists and is making more music because you clearly needed that in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture! 💥 The metal gods have smiled upon us, and a new Candlemass album is in the…

Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently
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Seattle Festival Bullets Came From Elsewhere Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A shootout at a crowded Seattle…

Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them
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Judas Priest plays Warsaw because your grandma loves them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤯 The entirety of Judas Priest’s July 28 concert at COS Torwar…

Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Full of Hell at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Powerviolence/Grindcore/Death Metal from Ocean City, Maryland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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Gallowbraid at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Melodic Black Metal from Salt Lake City, Utah Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
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The Ruins of Beverast at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Blackened doom metal from Aachen, Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Midwife at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

Madeline Elizabeth Johnston — American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and audio engineer from Denver, Colorado Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
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Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2026

American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and banjo player from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…

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