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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 14, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…

Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
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Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros

FinnJuly 14, 2026July 15, 2026

The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already
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Oh Great Another Movie About Rich People Problems Starring Salma Hayek Pinault and Demián Bichir in Angelina Jolie’s Without Blood Because We Didn’t Have Enough Self Indulgent Films Already

FinnJuly 14, 2026

Brainstorm Media has acquired the U.S. rights to “Without Blood”, the latest film from Angelina Jolie, because apparently, they want…

Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences
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Because The Original Wasnt Traumatizing Enough For Modern Audiences

FinnJuly 13, 2026

Paramount has secured the rights to the original screenplay of A Nightmare on Elm Street, the classic ’80s slasher film…

Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos
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Tom Cruise’s Digger gets October 2 release date because Hollywood needs more egos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Get ready for the most explosive, potentially disastrous film of the year – Digger, starring the one and only Tom…

Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic
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Legendary actor Sam Neill falls prey to mortality’s gameplay mechanic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

Today, the gaming world lost a legend, and I’m not talking about the latest overhyped, live-service game that’s about to…

Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently

FinnJuly 12, 2026

In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
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Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow

FinnJuly 12, 2026July 12, 2026

We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…

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