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EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”
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EIFF 2026 Review: Hungry – “because who doesn’t love a cinematic masterpiece crafted by obvious geniuses who have never heard of originality”

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright ridiculous movie review of the century? 🎥👀…

Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie
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Because What the World Really Needs is Another Avengers Movie

FinnAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Marvel is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in theaters next month, because apparently, the 22 times you’ve already seen it on Disney+…

Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people
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Corey Taylor and some other old dudes play War Pigs for rich people

Chord F. DiscordAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? I just spilled my beer all over my desk because…

Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them
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Another Soulless Apocalypse Movie To Add To The Endless Pile Of Them

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

At 88 years old, Ridley Scott is still directing films with a frequency that would put many of his younger…

Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
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Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…

Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
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Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…

Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet
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Ali G: Who Iz I? Gets a Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Cringeworthy British Accents in Your Life Yet

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉🍿 Ali G is back, and this time he’s got…

Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September
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Avengers Endgame is Back to Squeeze Every Last Penny from Your Wallet in September

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 Marvel Studios is re-releasing Avengers: Endgame in cinemas, because…

Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time
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Review: The Dog Stars is Barely Tolerable and Somehow Manages to be Both Underwhelming and Overhyped at the Same Time

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

The apocalypse has finally arrived, and it’s about time! I mean, who needs functioning societies and abundant resources when you…

Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…

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