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Tag: Film

Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
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Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films

FinnSeptember 12, 2026September 12, 2026

Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…

TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
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TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…

Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
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Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
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Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2
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Hollywood Ran Out of Ideas Yet Again with Practical Magic 2

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The long-awaited sequel to the 1998 cult classic Practical Magic has finally arrived, and it’s a messy, charming, and occasionally…

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