Because What The World Needed Was A Hooters Movie To Complete Humanity
Because the world was just missing a cinematic retelling of the founding of a breastaurant chain, the founding partners of…
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Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…
Trump’s Hush Money Appeal Gets the Old Razzle Dazzle Rejection
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal judge, Alvin Hellerstein, has denied President Donald Trump’s request…
The Epic Saga of Watching Paint Dry and Concrete Set a Documentary So Thrilling Youll Forget to Breathe
The most epic tale of concrete you’ll ever hear, because who doesn’t love a good story about rocks and cement?…
Because You Clearly Needed Another Toy Story
Disney+ is getting a new addition to its vast library of content, because what’s a streaming platform without a little…
Because Hollywood Needed Another Excuse for a Reboot Peter Cullen Dies at 85
The voice that defined heroism for ’80s kids has died. Peter Cullen, the legendary actor behind the iconic voice of…
Oh Joy Studio Ghibli is Releasing a Movie from the Stone Age in IMAX and UK Cinemas Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen it Enough Times Already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good Studio…
Aaron Sorkin’s Latest Self Important Rant About Technology Gets a Shiny New Trailer to Alienate More People
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and earth-shattering movie event of the century? 🤣 I…
Jacob Tremblay Joins Long Line of Child Actors Ruined by Netflix Biopics
I’m not sure what’s more astonishing, the fact that Jacob Tremblay is playing the young Ted Kaczynski in Netflix’s new…
Raiders of the Lost Art Finally Emerges from the Attic to Beg for Relevance on its 45th Birthday
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🎉🎊 Raiders of the Lost Ark is back in UK…