TWISTED SISTER Needs Your Permission To Replace Singer With Slightly Less Old Guy
Breaking News: TWISTED SISTER Recruits Sebastian Bach for Fall 2026 Shows and We’re Still Trying to Process This Information 🤯…
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Bethesda Unveils Bloated Roadmap Featuring Fallout 5 and a Side of Corporate Hubris
Just when you thought the gaming world couldn’t get any more absurd, Bethesda Game Studios drops a bombshell update on…
Chili’s Refocuses On Being Chili’s For Some Reason
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Chili’s, the casual dining chain, is going back to its roots…
Ozzy Gets Entire Day In Birmingham Because Thats Not Enough Already
Breaking News: Birmingham Declares “Ozzy Day” and We’re Not Sure If We Should Be Excited or Concerned 🤔 In a…
Helicopter Crashes Into Hudson After Brief Bird-Related Detour
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A sightseeing helicopter that crashed into the Hudson River last year,…
Hospital Tries To Fix Humans With Code Because That’s Going Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments at the Mayo Clinic, where they’re using AI to help…
Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…
Because We Clearly Needed Another Conjuring Movie From Warner Bros
The Conjuring franchise is at it again, because of course it is. The next installment in the never-ending series will…
Blue States Get To Keep Their Money Apparently
The Trump administration has decided to rescind its effort to freeze $10 billion in childcare and social assistance funding for…
Apple Mulls Foldable iPhone to Milk More Profit from Unsuspecting Fans
For over a decade, we’ve been hearing whispers about a folding iPhone, and it looks like Apple is finally ready…