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LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
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LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…

Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough
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Fatboy Slim rehashes Better Living Through Chemistry because you didn’t buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like another anniversary edition is upon us, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. Fatboy…

Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For
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Devin Townsend Somehow Manages To Write 100 More Songs Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I just can’t even contain my excitement… 😴 Devin…

Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently
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Iranians Charged With Hacking Because That’s Just What They Do Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Justice Department has charged eight Iranians for their alleged…

NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
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NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…

Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
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Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…

Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With
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Because You Clearly Need More Shows to Keep Up With

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

This week in TV, because sometimes you just don’t want a 90-minute commitment. We get it. In a world where…

KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life
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KAMELOT Still Touring Because You Clearly Need More Power Metal In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Kamelot news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…

Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly
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Kentucky Park Turns Slightly Less Family Friendly Overnight Suddenly

Big ElephantAugust 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Lexington, Kentucky, where one person was killed and four…

Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
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Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…

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